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July 03, 2007

If It Ain't Scottish...

Scotland is to the UK what Texas is the US, but with better accents and horrible coffee.

Ace should really do a "Cool Facts about John Smeaton" thread. He basically bull-rushed a terrorist and gave him an old fashioned Scottish beat down.

"So I ran straight towards the guy, we're all trying to get a kick-in at him, take a boot to subdue the guy."

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Demonstrating the "have-a-go" attitude typical of Glaswegians, Mr Smeaton continued: "Glasgow doesnae accept this, if you come tae Glasgow, we'll set about you." 

Of course, if anybody saves the UK, it'll be the Scots.  Some Jihadist will 'asplode himself during a soccer game and it'll be all over.  They're hardcore that way.

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Any guy that can wear a skirt as formal attire with full security in his manliness requires my respect.

But seriously.  I'm glad they are on our side.

 

Posted by: Lawrence at July 03, 2007 07:39 PM (FTC7F)

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